A walk down amnesia lane

Posted by geek on Feb 25, 2006 in General | 5 comments

My mom recently found an old box of photos. She then decided to go out and buy a scanner and then proceed to fill my email inbox with some photos of me as a youngster. So, I figured I’d set myself up for some ridicule and share them with you. I have intentionally left out the photo of me dressed up as a girl for halloween. I was far too pretty and don’t think I need THAT much ridicule. A guy’s ego can only take so much, you know….

(click any of the thumbnails for a larger pic)

This is me at about 5-6 months visiting Sandy Claws.
Ok, let’s all say it together…. “aaahhhhhhhhhhhh” (I’m about 13 months old here)
No wonder I’m so scared. Look at that evil freakin’ bunny! Damn!
I can’t tell if I had something in my mouth or if I was blowing a kiss at the camera… Either way, I’m damn cute.
This is one of the MANY home made halloween costumes I had growing up. My mom ruled.
This was taken at my grandparents’ house. I spent countless hours in that pool growing up.
Looks like Christmas in ’78 was a good year! I’m sitting on a bike, wearing a football helmet and holding a “Mr. Quarterback”. In the background is a big ‘ol stack of loot. Sweet!
Apparently I was a popular kid. Here I am chatting up one of the many hot young females who took up all my time… Oh, pay no attention to the Miss Piggy doll next to me. I’m sure that wasn’t mine…
Not only am I THE MAN for riding the bull, but this was one of the first signs of my geekness… If you could zoom in on the shoes, you’d be able to check out my rad Vans that have Pac-Man down the sides. Ya, you know me, I’m an O.G. (original geek)
This is me chillin’ at Disneyland. Yes, I look pissed off. Oh, and please tell me that round mirrored glasses were cool at one time… please?
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5 Responses to “A walk down amnesia lane”

  1. Todd says:
    February 27, 2006 at 4:10 am

    Mirrored glasses were never cool. I'm glad I never had a pair…I wish I wasn't lying right now…-sigh-

  2. jessi says:
    February 27, 2006 at 4:32 am

    Is that your sister SCREAMING to get away from the Easter Bunny? Man, she looks horrified!

  3. Craig says:
    February 27, 2006 at 9:59 am

    There's quite possibly nothing worse than hearing the words from your mother "Hey I found some old pictures of you and I'm scanning them to put them on the internet". Wait I take that back. Did you really wear those glasses in public? Wow I'd be pissed too if that was my best eyewear option. Anyways these pictures are hilarious but I have to ask what happened to your arms… Oh wait they just aren't tatted up yet. So that's what they look like hmm. Ohh and check out the UFO sighting in your bullriding photo. Also did anyone ever get the urge to annihilate those plants near the pool with that bat?

  4. Jason says:
    February 27, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    Mirrored pilot glasses rock:

    Listen All y'all, it's SABOTAGE!

  5. Nichole says:
    March 6, 2006 at 12:47 am

    Man that was funny! First off those glasses and that P/O'd look were totally 80's you should contact VH1 With that. As far as that screaming girl with the bunny, who is that, a long lost sister we forgot about??

    I remember those pac man shoes! yes you are the OG!

    I have been looking for MY Miss Piggy doll for years, Now I have evidence you have her! I will keep a close eye on your ebay sales. Or You can send her back to me in a unmarked box no questions asked. Love, Your Sis