Contest #2: Domain Name Dilemma

You may or may not know this about me, but I LOVE buying domain names. A couple years back I owned about 50 domain names and started feeling very overwhelmed and unproductive, so I sold the bulk of them to Jason. Since then I’ve slowly built up my stable of domains again and am back to owning about 40 domains. You would think that my previous experience would keep me from doing this again. But you’d be wrong.

This weekend I won an auction on eBay for a new domain name. I’m a sucker for 4 digit domain names already, but when I saw this one was about to expire and nobody had bid on it, I just HAD to throw my $0.99 at it. And now I’m the proud owner of pssw.org.

I was sitting around thinking to myself, “what will I do with this new domain name?” Nothing good comes to mind, so I thought I’d leave it up to my readers in the form of a contest.

The contest is simple. Come up with the best idea for a site (or blog) to use on pssw.org and win $10 via paypal. Once again, I’ll be the only judge here. Leave a comment giving me the basics of your idea. If you send the winning entry, I’ll pick your brain (as needed) for additional details. And, if it turns in to a viable money making project, I will also give you 10% of the profits for the first 12 months.

If you feel your idea is too good to share in an open forum such as the comments, feel free to email it to me at john [at] johnhawkinsunrated [dot] com.

All entries must be received by Midnight, Sunday, October 5th.

Good Luck!

Procrastination and the Faux-hawks

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pro·cras·ti·nate
[proh-kras-tuh-neyt]
–verb (used without object)
1. To defer action; delay: to procrastinate until an opportunity is lost.
–verb (used with object)
2. To put off till another day or time; defer; delay.

WHY do I put things off so long? Hey, that was supposed to be rhetorical.

But seriously, I do it all the time and it just makes no sense. I like to consider myself a slacker, but at the same time, I like to think that I can get things done when they need to get done. So why is it, exactly, that I can’t seem to go to the doctor’s office when I first realize I need to? Instead, I put it off until I’m at the point where it’s a toss up between doctor’s office visit and emergency room.

Current situation: Rock Band Injury.
Stop laughing. It’s not funny. OK, it is funny, but can you hold your laughing until I’m not arround? It’s only polite.

I was playing Rock Band 2 the day it came out and I was kicking ass on some drums. However, I was playing drums on both hard and expert modes which means there is a LOT of foot pedal involved. The shorts I was wearing let my wallet rest below my butt cheek. When I sat down behind the drum kit, the wallet was under me, but still, no concern.

The following day I notice that my leg is a little bit sore. The day after was even worse. Rather than doing anything about it, I simply ignored it thinking the problem would go away on it’s own. Once again, I was wrong.

Yesterday I gave my massage therapist a call and asked if he’d come over to see if he could help massage the issue away. I explained the cause and effect and instead of saying, “Sure, I’ll rush right over”, he says, “Go see a Doctor… Tomorrow!” He’s a genius, why didn’t I think of that.

I went to the doctor today and he thinks I may have a touch of Bursitis. He gave me some samples of some anti-inflammatory drugs and sent me on my way. Had I not procrastinated for nearly 2 weeks, I’ll bet I’d be all better by now. Instead I have to worry that I’ll be fine in time for our drip to Disneyland next weekend.

Oh yeah, I mentioned faux-hawks, too, didn’t I?
For those who don’t know what a faux-hawk is a hair style worn by dudes who have a full time job that would frown upon them having an actual mohawk but want to look bad-ass when they hit the clubs. If you look it up in the dictionary, you may find it right next to the descriptions for “popped collar” and “douchebag.” While these three things don’t always go together, it’s amazing how many times they do.

Tonight we went to see the Foo Fighters in concert. They were fantastic. However, I could not get over the amount of faux-hawks in the crowd. I’m a big fan of the Foo, but never realized that they had become the Band De Jure for the faux-hawk faithful. I felt seriously inadequate being around such a collection. Am I not a true fan if I don’t have a faux-hawk or popped collar? To make sure I fit in, whenever possible I tried to be a douchebag to make up for my follicular shortcomings.

I hope I don’t need to turn in my fan club membership card if I’m found out.

CJU 2008 Recap

I’m sitting in the Santa Barbara airport waiting for my flight back home after spending the previous 3 days at the CJU conference. I have an hour to kill so I figured I may as well get started on this post while things are fresh in my mind.

Day 1
The first event of the conference didn’t start until 1PM on Tuesday. I spent the morning having breakfast, getting my hair cut and doing the tourist thing on State Street. I then made an awesome rookie mistake and I showed up at the corporate offices of CJ around noon and announced, “I’m here for CJU.” The lady who answered the door says, “uh, that’s down the street at the hotel by the water.” Oops.

I show up at the hotel about 10 minutes after 12 and check in and get my welcome package. It’s a CJ bag with a notebook that has a metal cover and the CJ logo embossed on the front. Inside it has the schedule for the conference and about 50 sheets of lined paper. This came in quite handy. Also included in the package were a pen and a tape measure from show sponsor Home Depot. I put the pen and notepad in my messenger bag and left the bag and the tape measure on a table filled with a number of CJ bags with tape measures left inside. A cool gift to be sure, just not something I wanted to carry for 7 hours before I returned to the hotel.

The first breakout sessions were to be held at 1PM. But, I had requested a CJU Lab appointment and they scheduled me for 1PM. CJU Lab is a one-on-one consultation with a CJ employee. They will log in to your account and answer any questions you have. These sessions are supposed to be 45 minutes long. I got amazingly lucky and got to stretch that appointment to nearly 3.5 hours. If I got back on the plane and headed home immediately following my CJU Lab, it would have been worth the entire price of the trip. Big thanks to Risa. She’s a CJ Rock Star and really knows how to dig in to the CJ data. She made the mistake of giving me her card with her phone number and email address. She may live to regret that. ;)

Unfortunately due to the length of my Lab appointment, I missed the second set of breakout sessions as well. The next event we took part in was the Mixer that took place at the Santa Barbara Zoo. I made a few contacts and I got to feed a giraffe. Not a bad mixer if you ask me.

Day 2
The keynote speaker for the event was Guy Kawasaki. I really enjoyed his talk. He kept the mood light, even telling a Microsoft and Mac joke about screwing in light bulbs. I previously wrote about his keynote, so I won’t cover too much of it here. I’d just like to say that CJ did a great job picking Guy as their keynote speaker. I urge you to check out Youtube for some of guy’s work. Also, he has published a number of books that you may be interested in. I plan on checking out a couple myself.

After a short break we went to the Exploring Affiliate Marketing Opportunities hosted by Jupiter Research. The covered a lot of information about trends with consumers purchasing and how things are looking for the future. This information didn’t hold a lot of interest for us, but there were about 200 people in attendance for the session so it held a lot of interest for quite a few people.

Remember when I said Risa was a Rock Star? As we were leaving this session, Risa spots me and runs up and stops us. She had done some research over night to answer an important question that came up during our lab appointment. See what I mean? Rock Star!

After lunch I came back and went to the Web 2.0 Affiliate Marketing in Practice session. This was my favorite session of the week. They were driving home the point of using social media in order to drive traffic to a site. Melissa Salas from Buy.com was a panelist. She is somebody who has completely bought in to the social media phenomenon. She blogs, she twitters, she’s in the forums, she’s doing whatever it takes to make the connections. Many of the topics that they spoke about I was familiar with, but listening to somebody who is an evangelist for the methods was informative and a lot of fun.

The next session was called Where Do You Rank in The CJ Marketplace? This was focused on the data available inside of CJ and which data you can use to rate your publishers. They also spoke about ways to make your offers stand out in your vertical and how to offer select publishers incentives that can cause them to drive mass traffic to your offer. If the previous session was my favorite, this one was a close second.

Day 3
The final day of CJU was pretty light. We had a breakfast buffet overlooking the ocean followed by CJU’s Believe it or Not. This was a game show like presentation where had 3 advertisers making up 1 team and 3 publishers making up the other team. The host asked a series of questions that each team had to agree if it was true or false. Most of the questions were designed to show off some specific stats for CJ. Things like the number of publishers driving over a million dollars in product sales and other similar questions. Not a lot of useful learning to be had in this session. It was more of an entertainment session.

The final session we attended was called Innocent Until Proven Guilty. This was an interesting discussion. They had 4 panelists who where talking about how top publishers are all using data feeds from the advertisers to create shopping sites. But, their big complaint is the fact that all data feeds basically suck. Rather than the advertiser spending time to clean up the data feed, it becomes the onus of the publishers to make sure the feed is clean. This is a huge time waster and is likely costing everybody large sums of money. Rather than spending their time trying to drive traffic and sales, each publisher is having to spend their time doing manual cleanup of the data. Even though I don’t use the data feeds, I can certainly feel their frustration.

After the final session, everybody went outside to have lunch. But, before lunch started they held the drawing for the door prize. A Mini Cooper. I’m quite sad to say that I didn’t win.

I enjoyed my time in Santa Barbara and at CJU. I met some great people, I learned some very interesting information and I’ve come home with a To Do list that’s a mile long. I have big plans for our programs and I’m looking forward to digging in and growing the relationships with our publishers and help them earn more money by providing them the tools and support they need to succeed.

I also came away with a goal for myself. By this time next year I want to triple the number of leads being sent in by our publishers. I’m not fooling myself and thinking it’s going to be an easy task. However, by putting in some effort and constantly asking how we can help our pubs, I certainly think it’s doable.

We shall see.

The art of the keynote

Over the past couple years, I’ve seen a fair amount of keynote speakers. I’ve realized that the keynotes that I remember the most are the ones where I was entertained along the way. if the speaker comes out and throws data and stats at me for an hour, first off, I’m probably going to stop listening about 10-15 minutes in. I’m also likely to forget anything and everything they’ve said by the time I get back home.

This morning at CJU I watched the keynote given by Guy Kawasaki. Luckily for me, and for Guy, he is an entertaining speaker. He talks about how he’s listened to thousands of different pitches from people who think they have the next huge product to hit the market. I’m sure it’s listening to all of these that has molded his speech giving in to the form it is today. He says he gives his speech as a 10 point list. This way, if he sucks, at least you have an idea as ho how much longer he’s going to suck.

I won’t recount his entire speech, but there were a few points he made that really stood out for me. The first was “Make a Mantra”. Your company should have a mantra, not a mission statement. He told a GREAT story about how companies go about creating mission statements by sending the management team on an offsite event where everybody has to get in at least 1 word. At one in particular, one of the members submitted a mission statement that was taken directly from the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator. It came in 3rd in voting.

The second point he made that I really liked was “Let 100 Flowers Blossom”. When you create a product, you have an idea of who your target audience is. But, when you get your product to market, it’s not always the people you think are going to buy your product that end up being your best customers. you may think it’s going to be Fortune 500 business men but find out it’s college students. If that happens, don’t waste your effort going to the Fortune 500 guys and asking why they don’t like it. Instead, go to the college students, find out how they are using it and what they like about it and then, give them more of it.

If you ever get called upon to give a keynote, I strongly suggest you check out a couple Guy Kawasaki videos before you do. The worst that will happen is that you’ll give an engaging talk and people will be entertained and blog about you when it’s all done.

Caption Contest Winner

… and the winner is…. [drum roll please]

Jason for this awesome entry:

Your $10 is on the way.

Thanks for all the entries. There will be another contest starting next week.

JHU Caption Contest

Recently I ran across a great site that cracks me up to no end. GarfieldMinusGarfield takes the Garfield comics, removes the orange cat and anything he says and just leaves Jon there looking crazy and talking to himself. I find the comics so much funnier without Garfield in them. I can’t explain it, you’ll just have to check them out yourself.

As I was checking out GminusG this morning, I came up with the idea for a caption contest. The idea is simple; start with a photo of me, add a caption, make me laugh, win money.

Rules (yeah, there are always rules):
- Download the photo above and add in your own funny caption
- Upload the file to flickr (or anywhere else you can store a photo)
- Leave a comment on this post and include the photo (if you aren’t sure how to add a photo in the comments, just leave the URL where you uploaded the photo)
- All entries must be received before 11:59 PM, Sunday, September 14, 2008
- The caption that I find the funniest wins $10 via Paypal
- You can enter as many times as you want.

{Please note, I reserve the right to remove any comments with vulgar captions. I have no problem with vulgar captions, just don’t post them on my site. You can send those directly to me at john [at] johnhawkinsunrated.com. :) No, the vulgar captions can not win the contest.}

Why/How do you Twitter?

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If you asked most people a year ago if they use Twitter, they’d have just looked at you funny. Wait a second, if you ask MOST people today if they use Twitter, they are still going to look at you funny. But, if you ask anybody in the tech industry, anybody who spends much time online or now the marketing industry if THEY use Twitter and their answer is most likely going to be yes. If you are one of the 8 people left on the planet that read blogs but haven’t yet heard of Twitter, let me give you a quick description.

Twitter is a site where people micro-blog. Each message, called a “Tweet”, is limited to 140 characters. Normally it answers the question “what am I doing right now?” People then sign up to follow their friends messages to find out what they are doing right now.

Twitter As A Marketing Tool
Over the past year, Twitter went from being a novelty item to being one of the most powerful tools for getting your message out to the masses. To give you an example, Barack Obama (as of the time of this post) has over 72,000 followers on Twitter. He has sent 187 messages out telling his followers where he’s speaking, what rallies he’s attending, discussions he’s having that can be seen online, etc… It doesn’t take a genius to figure out how powerful it is to have people listening to what you have to say. Want a good example? On 9/1, Obama sent a message asking his followers to give $5 to the Red Cross by sending a text message or calling an 800 number. Think about it. He could have just as easily been sending his followers to go perform some action that pays him a portion of everything they earn. 72,000 people who have gone out of their way to receive marketing messages from Barack Obama. In the right hands, that could be very profitable, don’t you think?

Not everybody uses Twitter as a way to make money. Some people/companies use Twitter as a supplement to their blog or to tell people that new information is available on their site. The idea being that the people who have signed up to follow you (as a company, in this instance) are your die hard fans who want to know AS SOON as new info or new features become available. It is not uncommon to see posts that simply say “New blog post about blah blah blah. Check it out” and have a link to the new post. Sure, the same people that are your followers would most likely find that new post on your site, but by telling them via Twitter, they know immediately and they come to your site right away. And as a bonus, the text that you sent in your Tweet will also show up when people search for words on Twitter that exist in your post.

Ways To Twitter
There are several ways to use Twitter, starting with twitter.com. Then you have free software apps for your desktop. I personally have tried two of them. Twhirl was the first one I tried. It has a simple interface and as far as I know, it’s the only software that lets you manage multiple Twitter accounts from one location. Next I moved on to TweetDeck. This is mainly what I use when I’m at my desk as it lets me see replies to my tweets in one column, direct messages in another column and then I have the ability to create new columns that search the Twitter Universe for keywords I select. This is a great way to find other people who have the same interests as you.

When I’m not at my desk, that doesn’t stop me from sending tweets. Actually, when you are out and about is when you should be tweeting the most. You can add your cell phone number to your twitter account which allows you to send updates from your phone. There are two main ways this can be done. The first way is to send an SMS message from any phone. However, if you have an iPhone, there’s a free application called Twitterrific. This lets you post Tweets and read the Tweets of those you follow. I personally like Twitterrific because as I’m typing my message, it lets me know how many more characters I have before reaching my 140 limit.

Who should you follow on Twitter?
After I added all my friends and co-workers, I did a few searches. I found people who were twittering about things that interested me. I started following them and then I’d check out their list of people they follow. I found some terrific photography blogs this way. Give it a shot, you’ll be pleasantly surprised at your results.

If you aren’t already using Twitter, you owe it to yourself to at least give it a shot. It’s certainly not for everybody, but it’s definitely a marketing tool that needs to be considered. You can find me at twitter.com/vegasgeek

Yelp is everywhere

Sunday night while playing a marathon game of Risk, CarlTodd and I were discussing iPhone apps we each have installed. Carl suggested that I download the Yelp app. Yelp.com is a site that lets users leave a review for places they visit. Restaurants, bars, beauty salons, doctors… you name it. I installed it and was checking out out Monday morning and was an instant fan. As with most of the new apps, it uses the new GPS technology to figure out where you are and then shows you a list of places in your area. On the list page it shows you the average user rating, the number or reviews each place has had, the address, the distance to the location and it gives you an idea of how expensive the place is based on the number of $$$ you see on the listing. Click the listing and it gives you the phone number and a “Map” link that will open up the maps app and basically walk you to the door. You can also click the “Browse reviews” link to see what people say about it. The one thing you can’t do is write a review from your iPhone. For that you need to go to yelp.com and create an account.

Monday evening I took the family to visit the Pinball Hall of Fame. As we were walking in I saw a sticker on their door (exactly like this one) that says “People love us on Yelp.” The timing of it all cracked me up. I have been to the Pinball Hall of Fame SEVERAL times and I know that sticker is new since the last time we went. I went online earlier today and created my account at Yelp and figured I would write my first review on the place I love so much.

Here’s a link to my reviews on Yelp.com – If you sign up, add me to your friends list.

They also have a spiffy app that you can add to your site (or myspace page) that tell everybody about the places that you’ve reviewed.

2008 Braun Brothers Reunion, Challis, ID

This past weekend Chris, Jake, Diane and I took a trip to see a concert; The Braun Brothers Reunion. What’s about to follow is a very wordy recount of our trip. If you aren’t ready for a good long read, you may want to turn back now. You’ve been warned.

Thursday afternoon I got off work around 4:00 PM. When I got home, Chris and I ran to the store for some last minute supplies for our trip. Over the past week or so we have flip-flopped on which car we were going to take for the trip. When we started pulling out all the items that we were taking, it became obvious that we had to go with the Charger for the extra space in the trunk. We began packing the trunk and when we had all our stuff in, the trunk was roughly 3/4 full. Unfortunately we hadn’t picked up Jake, Diane or any of their stuff yet. No problem, we’ll figure it out when we get to their house.

We arrived at Jake & Diane’s around 7:00 PM. We quickly came to the conclusion that we could leave their tent behind and all share the 6 person tent we already had packed. We took out some of the stuff we had packed and then tried to organize everything so we could make it fit. Here’s what was in the trunk: 2 ice chests, 4 sleeping bags, 1 suitcase, 1 gym bag, 1 camera backpack, 1 tripod, 2 full sized pillows, 2 sleeping mats, 1 tent, 1 inflatable air mattress, 2 jackets, 1 air pump, 1 bag of snacks. I think that about covers it. It took us a few minutes, but we made it all fit and we were on our way.

Thanks to Google Maps, our route would take us up the 15 freeway, through Salt Lake City in to Idaho. The drive to SLC is long. Driving it after you’ve already worked a full day is not a lot of fun. But, to be honest, I’m a TERRIBLE passenger. If I’m going to be in the car, I want to be driving. And, for the sanity of everybody else in the car, it’s best you let me have my way on this one. As we were approaching SLC, it was a little bit after 1:00 AM. We had passed the half way point of the drive, so I decide it was time to pull off the road, find a hotel and rest until morning. The first exit we tried had 6 hotels. All of them had no vacancy. No problem, we’ll just stop at the next exit. Once again, no vacancy. Rinse, Lather, Repeat. They would tell us, “Just go a little bit North of here and you’ll have better luck.” This same scenario happened for the next 3.5 hours. Finally, at some point after the sun started rising, we found a place that had rooms available. This was in Blackfoot, ID. That’s 188 miles away from SLC. Needless to say, I was super tired by this time and it took only a few minutes for me to go to sleep.

At one point on our drive in the middle of the night, we went through a stretch of road that was inundated with flying bugs of some sort. They were pelting my car leaving their lips and assholes all over the place. When the song playing on the CD ended, I realized that you could hear the constant sounds of the bugs hitting the windshield. When we made our next stop I got to see the carnage that happened on my front bumper and grill. It was not pretty. You can see it here if you’d like.

We woke up Friday morning and drove to Arco, ID where we stopped and had breakfast at Pickle’s Place. As a bit of a joke I picked up one of their frequent diner cards. After 10 visits we get $10 off our next meal. If we make this trip annually, it’ll be a while before I get that discount. After breakfast we finished up the drive to Challis, ID.

We arrived at the camp grounds in the early afternoon. We checked in, found our spot and made quick work of unpacking the trunk and setting up our tent. The ground was hard as hell, and even though we had a hammer, it was quite difficult to get the anchor rods in the ground. We did the best we could and called it a day. Since the show didn’t start until 6, we had some time to kill, so we drank some beer and played some cards sitting in front of our tent. Then the rain started so the game moved inside the tent. The sky dumped pretty hard for a little bit and the wind was blowing making the sides of the tend bow in towards us. I wasn’t sure it was going to stay standing, but it did just fine. We hung out in there until it was time to head to the show. By this time the rain had stopped and it was back to being nice and hot.

Our campground was just about 2 miles away from the venue. Some people chose to walk it, but I thought it would be a much better idea to drive. I was thinking more about how it wasn’t going to be much fun to walk the 2 miles back at the end of the night as I expected we’d be standing on our feet for the next 6 hours. When we got to the show, they had us park in dirt field. I don’t know if you know this or not, but a Charger is NOT an off-road vehicle. I was crossing my fingers that we didn’t have a huge downpour that would turn the already soft dirt in to a giant mud puddle. Thankfully, that didn’t happen and we were able to get out of the dirt with no problems at the end of the night. On our way to the show, my “low tire” warning light came on. Not a lot I could do about it at the time, so we went to the show and I figured I’d deal with it in the morning.

When I say we drove to the venue, by “venue”, I mean Golf Course. The show takes place on the driving range of the Challis Golf Course. From the parking lot it was still a pretty good hike to the entrance. When we got there we were informed that we had to finish our beers prior to being let in. They were big boy cans that we had just opened, so this took a few minutes. Finally we got in and the music was already going.  They were doing a “guitar pull.” There was a group of guys sitting on stools and each was taking turns with the guitar and the mic. When it was their turn they’d take center stage and play an acoustic song or two and then pass the mic to the next in line. The line-up was: Robert Earl Keen, Willy Braun, Muzzie Braun, Micky Braun, Cody Canada, George Devore & Randy Rogers.

One of the bands that was supposed to play had to pull out at the last minute, but that didn’t slow the show down. Next we saw George Devore. This was our first time seeing him play (other than the guitar pull, of course) and I have to say, Chris and I were blown away. The guy has a fantastic voice, his songs are catchy and you could tell he was genuinely having a good time. This came through in his music and made instant fans out of both of us! We picked up his CD “Wonderland“, and I suggest you do the same.

Next up was Robert Earl Keen. I had found out a couple months ago that he was playing this show, so I went in search of a CD by him. I found out he has about 19 of ‘em. So, I picked up his greatest hits called “Best“. Most of his stuff is pretty mellow and I’ve really enjoyed becoming familiar with some of his songs over the past month or so. Getting to see him play live was a real treat. He, too, has an excellent voice and is a great song writer. During REK’s set, the weather started acting up a bit. The clouds had rolled in and there was an awesome thunderstorm. They made an announcement that they had to cut the power to the stage for a while and wait for “this stuff to pass.” About 20 minutes later they started back up and he finished his set. If you don’t pick up his CD, at least give a listen to “The Road Goes on Forever“.

Finishing up Friday night’s show was Reckless Kelly. They were one of the 2 main bands we were here to see. Chris and I have both been listening to these guys a lot and absolutely love their music. It’s funny, with this type of music, I always tell people that they are a “country” band. But once you get these guys on stage, it’s all Rock and Roll. These guys definitely rock. They played all the songs I had hoped to hear and, as was pretty common with most of the sets prior to theirs, they had members from other bands join them on stage for different songs. I loved that the show was a little less like a formal show where there’s a specific set list and each song gets played exactly like it was played the time before. Pick up their CD: “Reckless Kelly Was Here.” It’s a two disc live set and it rocks.

After RK finished up, we made the walk back to the car, easily made it out of the dirt and the parking lot and found our way back to camp. We figured out that our neighbors 4 spots over had also bought their tent at Walmart. They had the exact same tent as ours. I pulled up and realized we were in the WRONG spot. Hope my lights didn’t wake anybody inside. Oops.

When we did find our spot, I pulled out the camera and tripod to try and take some photos of the stars. We just don’t get to see that many stars in the sky here in Vegas. After a few unsuccessful shots, I headed to bed.

We got up the next morning and I watched Jake brush his teeth using Michelob Ultra to rinse. He was giving me shit for being a pansy and using water. I told him that the thought of using beer had never even crossed my mind. I felt like such a rookie to camping. After that, we went and had a nice breakfast at a little restaurant. We got there just in time as the place filled up quickly and it would have been a bit of a wait for a seat had we been a few minutes later. After breakfast we headed over to the store for some beer and a can of Fix-a-Flat. As we were nearing the door, two older ladies were standing outside smoking cigarettes. As we approached one of them reaches over and snuffs hers out and says, “You can’t even have a cigarette in this fucking place!” and storms inside. It was all I could do not to bust up. Thankfully it wasn’t our approach that caused her to yell. She was bitching about a guy standing at the check-out counter who she had to go wait on. We presume she was upset that another employee didn’t come help him. Either way, it was funny as hell. 

We ran in to Robert Earl Keen while in the grocery store and my wife later laughed at me saying that was the first time she ever heard me tell another man, “You were great last night.” You really gotta watch what you say when you hang out with a bunch of 12 year olds. Everything turns in to a dick and fart joke.

We stopped by the gas station for some help with the low tire. The great thing about small towns is that the older guys that work in the service stations are really pleased to help you out. This nice guy advised against using the fix-a-flat unless it was really flat. He said to just put air in it and if we had any trouble we should just come right on back. He filled the tire with air for me, I thanked him and we were on our way back to camp.

The girls took turns taking showers. The guys had no time for such nonsense! A quick change of underwear and a couple swipes of deodorant was all that was needed on this trip! We vowed not to shower while out “roughing it”, so damn it, I wasn’t about to go against that! We hung out and played some more cards for a while. The show was going to start at 12:45, but the first band I wanted to see wasn’t on until 3:45 so we had some time to kill, so Chris and I decided we wanted to take a nap. Big mistake. Jake and Diane took off on foot towards Main street for some beers and some shopping. Chris and I laid in the tent, which felt more like an oven thanks to the mid-day sun beating down on it. After about an hour of not-so-restful rest, we gave up and headed towards Main street to meet up with our friends.

While looking for Jake and Diane, we stopped in to a place called Buxs Place Bar. This place was RUSTIC! Unfortunately we didn’t stay. I would have loved to belly up to the bar and knocked back a few beers in there. Next time, I guess. We found J&D and set off for some food and beers. We found the beers, sadly no food, inside another little bar. This place was also awesome. But for different reasons. They had a full sized shuffle-board game (the kind you play on a table with sawdust) that was being played by guys wearing flannel shirts with the sleeves ripped off. There was a guy sitting at the end of the bar drinking “Natural Light” from a can. To call him a regular at this bar would have been an understatement. I’m certain if he ever moved off the stool he was on, you’d find his name carved in it. We also watched the bar tender open a new bottle of Wild Turkey. This means that somebody finished the old one. Remember, it’s 2:30 in the afternoon. I also watched the waitress pour a round of shots of Jack Daniels. No, she didn’t use shot glasses, she used paper Dixie cups.

By the time we finished our bucket-o-beers, time was running short and we needed to get to the show. When we got inside, Jake and Diane headed up the hill to relax on the lawn. Chris and I are more of the “Up Front” crowd, so we headed towards the stage where Pinto Bennett was already playing. Just as we found our spot to stand, a piece of ice landed a foot or so away from me. I thought we may have stopped in front of somebody and were blocking their view and they were using ice as the method to convey their displeasure. But, I turned around and didn’t see anybody who looked upset, so I turned back around and went back to watching the show. Then another chunk of ice. Then another, and another. Turns out it’s hail. The sky opened up a bit and let loose with chunks of ice that were roughly the size of quarters. That may not sound big, but when you get hit with one, damn that smarts! I took one on top of my shoulder, nearly on my neck and it hurt like a bitch. We turned around to watch the crowd huddling up trying to take cover under chairs or anything that would block the ice. Nobody panicked, nobody looked upset. The hail lasted about 5 minutes and then gave way to some rain. 5 minutes after that it was back to being 95 degrees and sunny. Pinto and his band never stopped their set. He only offered these words of sage advice: “Don’t look up.”

This was my first time seeing/hearing Pinto Bennett. He’s an old timer who plays some good ol’ country music. There were quite a few people dancing to his music and signing along. I didn’t recognize any of his tunes myself, but his music sounded good. I downloaded a couple tracks from iTunes to check him out. One of the songs that he wrote was performed by a different band this weekend. It’s called “Carolina Morning.” Great tune. You can hear it on his MySpace page if you want to check it out.

After Pinto was Randy Rogers Band. Here is another band that would be hard to squeeze in to the “Country” box. Actually, these guys will tell you that they are more “country” than the crap you hear on today’s country radio station. He is not a fan of any of it. These guys like the old school country, with a heavy mix of rock and roll. I’m noticing a pattern to the type of bands I’m enjoying the most these days. This guy has catchy tunes, an amazing fiddle player and puts on one hell of a show. I sure hope these guys will make it to Vegas! They have a bunch of CDs to choose from, but the guy at the boot suggested I check out the one called “RollerCoaster.” We bought it and gave it a couple listens on the drive home. I definitely recommend it!

Next was the Braun Family. This was a lot like the guitar pull from the previous day, but it only included members of the Braun family, of which there are plenty. This is one talented family, I have to say. Muzzie, Gary, Willy, Cody, Micky and a few others who’s names I’m forgetting took turns singing all sorts of tunes. I was thinking that it must be a pretty big thrill for the parents to be on a stage and watching their kids play, too.  That has just got to be cool.

Next on stage was Cross Canadian Ragweed. I’ve spoke about these guys plenty of times in the past. I’m a big, big fan of their music. We’ve seen them here in Vegas 7 or 8 times and we’ve driven to St. George, Utah to see them as well. It’s only fitting that they were part of the show that had us drive 700 miles to see. Once again, CCR put on a kick-ass show. We were right down front buried in the mass of people rushing the stage and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Live music should enjoyed from up close and nice and loud!

CCR did something that I had heard about at one previous concert, but never actually took part in. At the end of the first song, Cody Canada took off a bracelet and says that at the end of their show you can go up to their t-shirt booth and purchase one of these bracelets. It has a flash drive built in and it will contain the recording of tonight’s show. When the show ended, we went up to the booth and waited. By this time the sun had gone down and so had the temperature. It was windy and started to get pretty cold. After close to 30 minutes and still not being able to get one of the bracelets, I was just about to give in and walk away. But, they fixed the issue they were having and started selling them. We got one and headed back down to the stage. I listened to a small bit of it this evening and it’s excellent. What a brilliant idea these bracelets are. I expect to start seeing them at a lot more shows as people/bands start to learn about them.

One final note about the CCR show. When we saw CCR in St. George, we saw a very drunk/obnoxious girl at the show who was also from Las Vegas. She was dancing by the stage and professing her love for the lead singer between every song. It was amusing, but at the same time annoying. Wouldn’t ya know it, during the show in Idaho as we are standing in a very packed area in front of the stage, here she comes again. She plows past us without any sort of courtesy. Then I realized who it was. I was no longer surprised by the lack of manners.

Finishing off night 2 was Micky and the Motorcars. We had seen them once before when they opened up for CCR at the House of Blues here in Las Vegas. But since then they have put out 2 new albums and really started making a name for themselves. Based on the crowd reaction this weekend, from what I can tell, MMC was one of the big draws for this show. I have to say that I’m not as familiar with their music as I am with some of the other bands, but man these guys can rock. They have a brand new CD out called “Naive.” I bought it on iTunes and definitely plan on paying more attention to it. I’m definitely looking forward to seeing these guys again!

After the show we headed back to camp. It was a fair boot colder than it had been the night before. It made for a bit of tossing and turning in the night as I tried to stay warm. Had to do over again, I’d actually zip up the sleeping bags and sleep in them instead of using one under us and one over us. Live and learn.

The plan was simple; whoever gets up first, start waking up everybody else so we can get packed up and on the road. Around 7:15, Chris did just that. We all got up and in less than an hour we had backed up all our gear, loaded it in to the car and were on our way back home. Several people had told us that we should take highway 93 back to Vegas. The lady at the store even suggested she knew somebody who made the trip in 7 hours. (I have to call BullShit on that one) So, we figured what the hell. We’ll give it a shot and that way we would know for next time which route to take. We head on out towards Vegas and make our stop in Arco, Idaho for breakfast at Pickle’s Place. We got ourselves a second stamp on our frequent diner card, so we are that much closer to $10 off. Sweet.

It’s in Arco where we have to finally decide for sure which route we are going to take. 15 or 93. To this point, it’s all the same. We make the turn for the 93 and away we go. The navigation system in my car starts complaining immediately. Turn around in .5 miles. Turn around in 5 miles. Turn around in 13 miles. Basically, it really wanted us to take the 15. We pushed forward and after 2 hours of the car telling us to turn around, it finally figured out that we can take the 93 and recalculated the route and ETA for us. Based on the time it was telling us, this was going to take longer than the 15. But, it’s too late now, we have to push forward.

We stop in a small town and I took some photos of a couple cool old buildings. We then had to stop in Twin Falls as we passed over Snake River. The view there was absolutely amazing. Then we hit Nevada. I don’t know if you have ever taken highway 93 through Nevada before, but I will tell you this; never again. There are stretches of road where you can go 50 miles without seeing another car, let alone a place to stop and get a drink or gas or help of any kind. Thankfully we were doing this during the day. Had it been the middle of the night, it would have been scary as all hell. Pitch black with no end in sight.

Everybody has a list of things they want to do or things they want to have happen in their lives. I’m no different. I have such a list. I’m happy to say that on our drive home down highway 93, in the lovely city of Ely, Nevada, I was able to cross one of those things off my list. Ya see, I have always thought it would be cool to have a police officer speeding past you in the opposite direction, hit his lights, make a U-turn and fish-tale his car to get back on the road and come chasing after me. I can now tell you, yep, it was pretty cool. The officer walks up to the window and says, “I clocked you at 89.” I said, “I had my cruise control set at 83.” He says, “The speed limit is 70.” I said, “I understand that.” He then asks for my license, registration and proof of insurance. I, of course, can not find my current insurance card. He says no problem and heads back to his vehicle. He comes back 5 minutes later and has me sign the ticket. He wrote me up for doing 80, which is pretty cool. He could have been a hard-ass, but he wasn’t. He shows me on the ticket that I need to pay $84 for the fine. I also need to fax a copy of my current insurance. He points out the total amount of the ticket is written for something just over $800 because of the insurance issue. He says “Just fax the insurance and send the $84. Don’t send the whole $800.” Uh, OK. No problem there. Yikes!

I’m really bummed that I didn’t ask the officer if he minded if I got out of the car and took a photo of his car with it’s lights on pulled up right behind me on the side of the road. I think it would have been a nice addition to the batch of photos I took. Oh well, next time. ;)

So back on the road we get. More stretches of absolute nothingness, only this time I have my cruise control set at 73. We roll through a bunch of virtual ghost towns that can’t have more than a couple hundred population each and their only reason for existing is to force you to slow down to 25 MPH as you go through. Finally, after what seems like an eternity, we see the Vegas skyline. We make it to Jake and Diane’s place at 8:15. A full 12 hours after leaving Idaho. We quickly unpack them (yes, we came to a full stop before kicking them out the door) and headed home. It took me a while to wind down after driving 700+ miles in one day. I messed around with some photos for a bit, downloaded a bunch of new music from iTunes, watched a few minutes of the Olympics and then fell fast asleep.

This was the first time Chris and I have ever gone camping together. It’s taken us 19 years of marriage to make it happen. And like everything else in our lives, it’s not like we do it the easy way. We don’t just go and camp a couple miles from home to try it out, we have to drive 700 miles away to do it. There were several people who questioned our ability to survive after they heard about how little we knew about camping and how little camping gear we were taking with. I’m glad to say we proved all them suckers wrong. We came back unharmed and ready to go back again next year and do it all over again. We’ve already started making a list of improvements for next year’s trip.

Thanks to Muzzie Braun for putting the whole show together. We had a great time and look forward to seeing you all again next year!

Photos from the trip can be seen on Flickr.com.