For the past 5 years (maybe more), I’ve had an eMachines (yes, an eMachines) computer sitting under my desk running Linux and acting as my local development server. It’s doesn’t serve any pages out to the interweb, only to me sitting at my desk. So the performance level has never been an issue. Actually, even to this day the performance has been fantastic. Unfortunately, none of the software on the machine has been updated since it was first installed, so that means I’m running an ancient version of PHP and MySQL. Thanks to a recent upgrade to WordPress, this became an issue.
I invited my Linux Guru friend Todd over for the evening. The initial plan was to upgrade PHP and MySQL on the box. Once Todd had a look at how the machine was set up (Todd did the original setup all those years ago), he concluded that it would be easier to ditch the Mandrake installation that currently existed and upgrade the operating system to Ubuntu. [If it sounds like I'm making some of these words up, I apologize.] Before we could do an upgrade like this, I needed to move all the files and database off the server for safe keeping. Since the PC is so ancient, the speed (or lack there of) of the hard drive really shows. Moving the files ended up taking way longer than we expected. While we were waiting for the files to copy we cooked and ate dinner and with the help of some instructions, I solved the Rubik’s Cube for the first time in my life. While this was a very cool accomplishment, it didn’t change the fact that we had been waiting for more than 2 hours while the data moved from the server to the PC, and it still wasn’t finished.
We finally had to give up and call it a night. We’ve made alternate plans on how we are going to handle the server upgrade, but for now, the server is winning 1-0. I’m not even going to act surprised.

Going in to it, I knew this was going to be a busy weekend. It started right after work on Friday when we went to the First Friday event. Saturday I woke up late, spent a few hours helping a friend with his website and then took a nap before we headed out to my company holiday party. Since we didn’t get in until late, and we had a few cocktails at the party, I was expecting to sleep in on Sunday. Oh how wrong I was.