This is completely non-scientific! But here ya go:
Today you should watch the following Ted talk:
$page = mt_rand(1, 76);
$vid_col = mt_rand(1, 2);
$vid_row = mt_rand(1, 5);
$vid_col = ($vid_col == 1) ? "left" : "right";
echo "
Page “.$page.”
“;
echo ““.$vid_col.” column, row “.$vid_row.”
“;
?>
