Fun at the dentist


“You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.”
— The Narrator, Fight Club

I went to the dentist for a deep cleaning. After getting 6 shots of novicane, she went to work with a pick-axe and a sledgehammer. Immediatly my mouth was filled with a metallic taste as a warm stream of blood rushed over my tounge.

Wow, what an unfun way to spend the afternoon. The best part is, I get to go back again tommorow. Today we only did the left side. Oh, and for added fun, I am having 3 fillings dealt with during my appointment, to. Jason, you better not have forgotten the Lortab!

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  1. Michelle on March 22, 2007 at 12:51 am

    gross yet oddly intriguing….I keep reading, like a sleezy romance novel….I'm addicted…

  2. Charlie Duke on March 22, 2007 at 1:07 am

    I LOVE IT! What is sad is I will probably going through the same thing soon 🙁

    Friggin dental work.

  3. james on March 22, 2007 at 1:56 am

    sweet crap on a cracker… who is your dentist so i may avoid him like he had plague?

  4. Carl on March 22, 2007 at 3:19 am

    Dood, maybe you should try brushing your teeth every once in a while…

  5. jessi on March 22, 2007 at 9:17 am

    Where's the sucky thing? Don't they use them there?

    Next time record it with your phone, I'd love to see the torture.

  6. Nichole on March 23, 2007 at 3:46 am

    Wow, You and I at the dentist on the same day? Bust be Hawkins Family Denist Day… or Month!

    I had 2 root canals! The shot was the worst ever. Since it was for the front teeth, the shot is basicly up your nose! OUCH! the root canals were pretty simple but that shot frickin hurt!

    I go back on Monday then again On april 2nd! Oh Joy!

    Love Ya,