A few years back, when I actually watched Saturday Night Live on any sort of regular basis, I saw the funniest fake commercial of all time. It was sexual in nature and it was only aired during the live show. When it came time for the re-run, they cut it out. So basically, it was shown on TV one time ever. Some of you may have heard of it. If you've never heard of it and never seen it, man are you in for a treat. At long last, with no further ado… I present to you, the Mercury Mistress.